It's six o' clock, on the dot and I'm halfway home; I feel foul-mouthed as I stand and wait for the underground



sooooooo... I'm officially out of the squalid realm of Pontypridd and living in the squalid city of London! wooooop!

Just been to Ikea to spend stupid amounts of money on furniture, got our phone line sorted, and we're not far off getting internets! (and sorting the leccy bill lol)

and my liddle *kinkei is off to her first day of work tomorrow! i've hardly seen her in the last week cos she's been in london while i was still down in wales, and now I'm gonna miss her again! *weeps briefly*

so what's happening? what did I miss guys?
tell me quick before I turn cockney and no one can understand my lurid talk of pears and apples and bones and things...

(this message is brought to you by the Cafe Mocha internet cafe, Leicester square )


ps: DA is a fag and wont let me change my mood from "frustrated".

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Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hos should know I'm trying to correct this



No time! I'm trying hard to get all out stuff packed. me and *kinkei are moving all our shit to London tomorrow! But I won't be finally moved up till the 28th, so no internet for me till then!


er, quickly: glammies was kickass. the last proper glamorgan bash, and it was sweet. even with a broken foot. at least i wasnt hammered this time!


recently ~rapstertee had a launch party for his book, Kangazang!; a great time was had by all. there were storm troopers! also: i hate it when people steal my stuff (i'm looking at you *Araniel. do I have to put a "dont steal this you cunt" watermark on all my things? hippie).

so yeah, thats it, you wont see me again until july i think! much love to yez all

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The humans are dead; we used poisonous gases, and poisoned their asses



oh, wow. Havent dropped by here in a while.

I've been a little to busy to properly get on DA for a while (i'm now at 2087 deviations and 638 messages). Partly because I've been running around like a drugged up tosser trying to find a flat in london, partly because of work and making a new showreel and stuff to find a JOB in london.

Anyway.

Last saturday we looked at some places, and WHOOP! we found a flat in london! its awesome, I'm moving with my fiance *kinkei and also and , so it's affordable! so yeah, thats the pleasure part.

the pain?

Whilst in the Big Smoke on saturday, i was running to catch up with Kei and Allyn (we had to separate to look at all the bastard flats), when i stumbled and twisted my ankle. or so I thought. Kei took me to the hospital last night and X-rays revealed:

I have broken a toe.

Not even that, its just a sodding fracture at the base of the toe. This is the first bone I've ever broken and its almost the smallest! agh. So now, instead of hobbling around on a swollen foot, I have half a cast, and spend my time playing videogames or swinging around on crutches. at least I have Kei to look after me! shes so sweet she bought Mighty boosh series 3 for me to watch as well as the Indiana Jones trilogy!

incidentally, we saw INdy 4. let me say this: it was funny. sometimes unintentionally. and it was good. up until the last ten minutes or so.

be warned.

and finally, seeing as I'm at home instead of work now, maybe I'll try and catch up on youse guys journals and deviations. Right now though, I think I'll play Mario Kart

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I called all night from a payphone, remember those? From a different life



ooh we saw Iron Man today.


it were fucking tits.

i cant beLIEVE how good it was. it was like the third comic-adpatation ever not to suck balls. even gwyneth paltrow was almost not annoying.

i didnt even spend one minute criticising Things They Got Wrong! (though I did go to the toilet halfway through and miss a few minutes, damn)


one tiny fault: theres a fight scene which is basically a ripoff of Robocop 2. AND ben 10 (work that one out!)

it made me even more excited about Tropic Thunder too [link]

and yeah, there was stuff after the credits.... but i couldnt stay. i suggest you do, cos its often worthwhile!

note: if they make a film with Nick Fury in, IT BETTER NOT BE SAMUEL L JACKSON I WILL BE VERY UPSET

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Remove the cancer, take back your soul



from sickipedia:

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.

So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.

"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health!
Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."

The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"




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